Oh right, I certainly wasn't revealing my plans for total domination no no no... Make babies not war like I always say!*
Anyway, we were going to have a break, see what we wanted to do and go from there.
All of my internal organs lived in harmony, until the ovary nation attacked.
Seriously, in the last three weeks I've had three periods (or what I think are menses) and it's been frustrating to no end.
Normally I have one, maybe two days of feeling like a monkey is clawing out my feminine bits through a bloody orifice and just feeling lousy in general. (Chocolate DOES help.... Send much!!)
The last two haven't exactly had that appealing simian sensation so I have to wonder what they are. There has been a definite bleed though, each time so no spotting or anything.
I went to a doctor to alert them that my vagina was going on a rampage and he's like you're probably pregnant have you tried peeing on things?
